Saturday, March 27, 2010

KitchenWitchBoy | Egg Transformation Ritual

I've decided to start posting about some of my forays into Kitchen Witchery.  Outside of making a spaghetti dinner with garlic bread (every boy knows how to do those things), I'm not very skilled in culinary magick.  But that's going to change.

I thought that transforming ice cubes into boiling water would make a good first entry, but the photographs didn't turn out very well.  So I chose a ritual that transforms ordinary eggs into hard-boiled eggs.  After all, Ostara arrived a week ago and we haven't colored a single egg at my house.  Let's get started!

Step 1:  Concoct a Hot Beverage


I like to start any kitchen magick ritual by invoking the spirit of the sacred Bean, along with cream, brown sugar, cinnamon and whipped cream if we have it.  Thank the Goddess for Coffee!!

Step 2: Choose the right color eggs!


The top box is full of "Cage Free" eggs that are delicious.  And the good news is... they're already pre-colored for you.  The bad news is... they're brown.  I don't know about you, but I prefer my Ostara eggs to be yellow, pink and blue, so I chose the bottom box full of white eggs.  I look at that white eggshell and I see a canvas just waiting to be painted.

Step 3:  Everybody in the Tub! 


The ritual begins with the magick Pot O' Eggs.  This is where the transformation will occur.  I was able to fit 10 white eggs in my pot.  I filled the Pot O' Eggs up with cold water until there was about an inch of water above the eggs.  I used cold water so that the transformation from normal egg to boiled egg is gradual and not too taxing on the egg.  (They're delicate, you know!)  I placed the Pot O' Eggs on the burner and fired it up to 10.

Step 4:  It's getting hot in here!


When the water starts to boil, remove the Pot O' Eggs from the burner, then turn off the burner.  (Remember, only you can prevent electrical fires!)  Set the bubbling Pot O' Eggs on another burner and let the eggs simmer for about a minute.

Step 5:  Cover It Up!


After a minute, you'll want to place a lid on the Pot O' Eggs and leave it for about ten minutes.  This is a very important time in the transformation of these eggs.  You will probably be tempted to take a few eggs out to juggle, but trust me when I say that is a very bad idea.

Step 6:  Sacrifice


Any ritual worth doing involves sacrifice, and egg transformation happens to be one of those rituals.  The sacrifice is necessary here to determine whether or not the transformation of all the eggs is complete.  I plucked the unlucky egg from the pot, and in the process burned my fingers a little bit.  (WARNING:  sometimes you end up sacrificing a part of yourself to complete these rituals.)

I removed the shell and sliced the egg in half. Visually, the transformation appeared to be complete. I quickly assembled the pieces so that they looked like a mutant bug with big yellow eyes.


My 5-year old daughter, the wonderful Witchieloo, volunteered to be the official taste tester for the ritual, and she confirmed two things:

1) The egg transformation was complete; and,
2) The egg was yummy.

So yummy, in fact, that an additional sacrifice had to be made as payment to the taste tester.

 

Step 7: And Then There Were Eight....


With a hungry Witchieloo lurking about, I knew I had to close out this ritual.  First, I poured out all the hot water remaining in the Pot O' Eggs and replaced it with cold water.  I let the eggs sit for a few minutes, then dumped out the cold water.

Step 8:  Chilling Out


The final step was to transfer the transformed eggs into a bowl, which I placed into the refrigerator to await tomorrow's CraftWitchBoy project:  Egg Colorization.

Bright Blessings to you all!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Happy Birthday to my Aries!

Today is the birthday of the sweetest lady I know... #326.  She is my lover and partner and the mother of our babies.  She is also one of the most amazing women I've ever met.


Ever since the Sun entered Aries last Saturday, I've noticed that she's been buzzing with creative energy.  She's been busy reorganizing her art studio above our garage, and I cannot wait to see what kind of amazing projects she will produce.

Happy Birthday #326!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

WitchBoyTV

I apologize for being such a slacker.  We had planned to film the "Ostara" episode of WitchBoyTV last weekend, but the weather was too yucky.  We really want to film it outdoors, so we will try it again this coming weekend.

In the meantime, please check out the first two installments of WitchBoyTV:





Look for the new episode soon!!!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Turn, turn, turn....

Today hasn't been nearly as heavy as I thought it might be.  It's been a year and a day since I last saw The April Fool in person. We've emailed and talked on the phone since then, but things haven't been the same. I have nothing but gratitude to The Goddess for allowing our lives to intersect. The experience made me a much better lover, partner and father, and I'm sure our paths will cross again someday.

Monday, March 15, 2010

The "k" makes it real





OMG I love Olivia Newton-John!  The movie XANADU is such a guilty pleasure for me, especially the final number.  But this song is my favorite!

You have to believe we are magick
Nothin' can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magick
Don't let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive
Your destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you

I totally believe we are all magickal beings.  Sadly, some people have forgotten how to use magick.  And some other silly people confuse magick with "faith".  But magick is available to everyone and does not discriminate against anyone.  And the thing I love best is that I can create my own magick.  And so can you!

So what are you waiting for?  Go create some magick!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Spring forward!

Hi, I'm Witch Boy!  I've been hemming and hawing way too long about starting a blog, so I'm going to do it.  Right now!

Today was the first day of Daylight Savings Time, and it was also the first day I saw something blooming in our yard:



A Yellow Daffodil!  How about that!  We had some planted near the house, but this one must have burrowed under the walkway and through the ground before sprouting proudly in the middle of an ivy island over 30 feet away!

The Sun King was hiding all day, but I know He was back there behind the clouds somewhere.  I'm sure we'll be seeing Him real soon.

The weather has been kinda grey the first two weeks of March.  I 'm sure you've heard the old saying about this month:  "March comes in like a Lion and goes out like a Lamb."  I don't know about you, but as a proud Leo, I find that to be incredibly discriminatory towards Lions.  What's up with that?  I think a more appropriate saying would be:  "March starts out crazy and unpredictable like a Gemini, but then warms up and totally mellows out like a very cool and awesome Leo."

Coming soon to WitchBoyTV... The Ostara Episode!  Stay tuned....